In an attempt to bag the popular vote, Boris decides to emulate The Beatles during their time in India.
Boris does his best impression of Bruce Forsyth whilst wearing a silly hat.
“DON’T WORRY LONDON, YOUR MAYOR IS COMING.”
You missed Valentine’s Day, Boris. And those aren’t even flowers.
“Honey, I shrunk the-“
“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?”
“Surprise!”
Drop the bass.
“So… you come here often?”
Boris demonstrates his rugby scrum technique.
My nightmares have gained sentience.
