Boris and Seb Coe are told they “can’t just do the Olympics again”.
Boris with the new Labour and Liberal Democrat party mascots.
Boris tries to count beyond the number five.
"Buy! Sell! Buy!"
In which Boris is confused by Science.
In an attempt to bag the popular vote, Boris decides to emulate The Beatles during their time in India.
Boris does his best impression of Bruce Forsyth whilst wearing a silly hat.
"DON’T WORRY LONDON, YOUR MAYOR IS COMING."
You missed Valentine’s Day, Boris. And those aren’t even flowers.
"Honey, I shrunk the-"
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?"