Boris Johnson is funny. Probably without meaning to be.Tumblr (3.0; @borisjohnsonftw)http://borisjohnsonftw.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/427ec5fb78d8667324d10bfd43bfa87f/tumblr_mj5lckCAsf1rqy3klo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>In an attempt to bag the popular vote, Boris decides to emulate The Beatles during their time in India.</p>http://borisjohnsonftw.tumblr.com/post/46603497385http://borisjohnsonftw.tumblr.com/post/46603497385Fri, 29 Mar 2013 17:01:20 +0000boris johnson<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1e551aa53c377dcb03fbc75d40079ff6/tumblr_mj5l4jcciC1rqy3klo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Boris does his best impression of Bruce Forsyth whilst wearing a silly hat.</p>http://borisjohnsonftw.tumblr.com/post/46429591405http://borisjohnsonftw.tumblr.com/post/46429591405Wed, 27 Mar 2013 17:01:08 +0000boris johnson<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/eb503020a4d20e2371be0f59369d5e29/tumblr_mj5kvnrShT1rqy3klo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“DON’T WORRY LONDON, YOUR MAYOR IS COMING.”</p>http://borisjohnsonftw.tumblr.com/post/46259929796http://borisjohnsonftw.tumblr.com/post/46259929796Mon, 25 Mar 2013 17:01:04 +0000boris johnsonbicyclelondon<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0f20545c77028e244dfe5d055d5698ce/tumblr_mj5kmzsGKL1rqy3klo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You missed Valentine’s Day, Boris. And those aren’t even flowers.</p>http://borisjohnsonftw.tumblr.com/post/45998946692http://borisjohnsonftw.tumblr.com/post/45998946692Fri, 22 Mar 2013 17:01:11 +0000boris johnson<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a3170151aee9f13d888d694744886bd3/tumblr_mj5kihk2Ts1rqy3klo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Honey, I shrunk the-“<br/>“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?”</p>http://borisjohnsonftw.tumblr.com/post/45842637470http://borisjohnsonftw.tumblr.com/post/45842637470Wed, 20 Mar 2013 17:01:22 +0000boris johnsonlondon<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/96ea8ff0bd907dfdc5c0d6852c3b721b/tumblr_mj5kdqkj941rqy3klo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Surprise!”</p>http://borisjohnsonftw.tumblr.com/post/45680639725http://borisjohnsonftw.tumblr.com/post/45680639725Mon, 18 Mar 2013 17:01:22 +0000boris johnson<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b76e5cf8ecb0ebad060bbdc45d697d4c/tumblr_mj5k4gnLLg1rqy3klo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Drop the bass.</p>http://borisjohnsonftw.tumblr.com/post/45426617582http://borisjohnsonftw.tumblr.com/post/45426617582Fri, 15 Mar 2013 17:01:09 +0000boris johnson<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7551733052cdaa64447300e8d2dfb416/tumblr_mj5k9146E81rqy3klo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“So… you come here often?”</p>http://borisjohnsonftw.tumblr.com/post/45274830606http://borisjohnsonftw.tumblr.com/post/45274830606Wed, 13 Mar 2013 17:01:07 +0000Boris Johnson<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/945fa278068cc3e9113fda8642a6fb82/tumblr_mj5k0axUaX1rqy3klo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Boris demonstrates his rugby scrum technique.</p>http://borisjohnsonftw.tumblr.com/post/45116963100http://borisjohnsonftw.tumblr.com/post/45116963100Mon, 11 Mar 2013 17:01:09 +0000boris johnson<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dc67d4a1e2de92b42c48f8cd5b7dfc25/tumblr_meohdrnPrQ1rqy3klo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My nightmares have gained sentience.</p>http://borisjohnsonftw.tumblr.com/post/39557064146http://borisjohnsonftw.tumblr.com/post/39557064146Thu, 03 Jan 2013 10:00:37 +0000boris johnsonelmoHappy New Year<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b0ae2baf14619ed9346add7d3257d7bd/tumblr_meoh5cRHb81rqy3klo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Help me Jebus.</p>http://borisjohnsonftw.tumblr.com/post/39207034870http://borisjohnsonftw.tumblr.com/post/39207034870Sun, 30 Dec 2012 10:00:39 +0000boris johnson<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/580c1cae759f80bb3eb657f86df976ae/tumblr_meogxaEK2Q1rqy3klo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Poor person incoming!”</p>http://borisjohnsonftw.tumblr.com/post/39030215155http://borisjohnsonftw.tumblr.com/post/39030215155Fri, 28 Dec 2012 10:00:28 +0000boris johnsoncricketsport<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/eb194f36f1b1f91afb216a3c6fe60c69/tumblr_meoh00pYcO1rqy3klo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Where did you say you bought these Christmas cracker hats from, love?”</p>http://borisjohnsonftw.tumblr.com/post/38858989617http://borisjohnsonftw.tumblr.com/post/38858989617Wed, 26 Dec 2012 10:00:41 +0000boris johnson<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a78be780cba2268f3a15312812ead7a1/tumblr_mffv061v681rqy3klo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>With austerity measures beginning to bite, Boris has had to spend less than he would have liked on his new set of wheels.</p>http://borisjohnsonftw.tumblr.com/post/38704899988http://borisjohnsonftw.tumblr.com/post/38704899988Mon, 24 Dec 2012 10:00:45 +0000boris johnsonscotland yardcar<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/520bacb6c43d3cb90c05e46fde271a0d/tumblr_meogqr2NAM1rqy3klo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Jeremy Paxman’s facepalm speaks volumes.</p>http://borisjohnsonftw.tumblr.com/post/38501356305http://borisjohnsonftw.tumblr.com/post/38501356305Sat, 22 Dec 2012 00:01:52 +0000boris johnsonjeremy paxmannewsnight<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7c4280c869d6b12394c10cd31eb0fd30/tumblr_meogjfNcFb1rqy3klo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bible belt preacher or leading a sing-a-long?</p>http://borisjohnsonftw.tumblr.com/post/38340394831http://borisjohnsonftw.tumblr.com/post/38340394831Thu, 20 Dec 2012 00:01:14 +0000boris johnson<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f5c081c5ca3b02a58df5881bd671181a/tumblr_meoggv99L61rqy3klo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Boris remembers he’s left the gas on.</p>http://borisjohnsonftw.tumblr.com/post/38182918570http://borisjohnsonftw.tumblr.com/post/38182918570Tue, 18 Dec 2012 00:01:24 +0000boris johnson<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mekss4rUct1rqy3klo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hello Ladies.</p>http://borisjohnsonftw.tumblr.com/post/38019698191http://borisjohnsonftw.tumblr.com/post/38019698191Sun, 16 Dec 2012 00:01:33 +0000boris johnsonsuavedat forehead<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mekspxwJpY1rqy3klo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>David Beckham’s let himself go.</p>http://borisjohnsonftw.tumblr.com/post/37867503264http://borisjohnsonftw.tumblr.com/post/37867503264Fri, 14 Dec 2012 00:01:34 +0000boris johnsonfootball<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meks92GCBd1rqy3klo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Look at those muscles. Phwoar.</p>http://borisjohnsonftw.tumblr.com/post/37747261471http://borisjohnsonftw.tumblr.com/post/37747261471Wed, 12 Dec 2012 00:01:19 +0000boris johnson