Boris Johnson is funny. Probably without meaning to be.
All together now! It’s fun to stay at the…
Who let a Piranha play tennis?
At the last minute, Boris decides he doesn’t like the speech prepared for him.
Meanwhile in a London soup kitchen, one particularly odorous arrival causes a mass exodus.
It’s at this point that you turn round and notice all the door handles have been sawn off…
Look, no hands! (Look, no teeth!)
Boris evidently deep in introspective thought, wondering whether or not to tell Ken there’s a something stuck to his back.
Something has definitely gone wrong when the body has no arms.
He likes trains.